"Doesn't anyone want to take my picture? It's Mischa!!! Barton... The O.C.? Hello? I could bend over, I'm not wearing panties..."
Jessica: "You guys are so lucky to get to be in a movie with me. I am SO hot you know."
"When daddy gets distracted by the man over there, we can scale that wall and make a run for it."
"Nobody will recognize me in this disguise y'all!! Now sniff doggie, find Jayden James."
"It's ok doggie, I saved you from that crazy Britney. Good thing she needed a Starbucks refill and put you down. You'll be much better off with me. Here's your new home- my accessories closet! Just watch out for Baby Luv, the kinkajou--he bites."
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