BOOOHOOOOO!

Start the countdown! Paris Hilton will begin serving hard time on June 5th!
My dream is coming true--all the asshats are being locked up!

Meanwhile, TMZ has learned just what horrors await Paris in prison:

-- Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day ... with plain soap.

-- Two pairs of socks and panties. Well, the panties aren't a problem since she doesn't wear them anyway.

-- Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities. I guess this doesn't apply either.

-- Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else.

-- Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich So not hot!

-- Paris's visitors will be received through a glass partition STD rates will hit an all-time low!

-- Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi. "What's a pay phone?"

-- She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions. Life is just so cruel!