Hilary (thinking):"She better not get any ideas."
No snark here but look at Ashley Judd. Not a drop of makeup. HATE HER!
"Are you sure we can't make this one about Elvis being discovered alive?" - Nic Cage on the set of National Treasure 2.
"I'm sorry! I loved Stranger Than Fiction. Honest!"
"Sir Bono? Check. Next up, Saint Bono."
(COURTNEY LOVE) "I look so hot!! I gotta call Tara and thank her for the number of her surgeon!"
"Ok, ok, very cute but you tell Tinky-Winky this part's off-limits." 
"Have you heard? I'm Heather Mills and I have an artificial leg. Yeah, I do! Really! See, I'm holding some spares right here! And I'm competing on Dancing With the Stars and doing very well!! I am a great role model for disabled gold-diggers everywhere!"
" NOW I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOULS, FOR I AM SATAN!!!!"
Congratulations!! You just got a VD from looking at this picture!
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