It's not quite the masterpiece as Why Must I Cry, but it's still genius.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Paula Rules!
If this interview is any indication of what's in store for the next season of AI, it's gonna be awesome!
How can you bring sexy back with just one person?
In case there was any doubt that Justin and Cam Diaz were sooooo over, they released a joint statement confirming their break-up:
“It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we’ve spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another.”
And it looks like Justin has already found a new ladyfriend:
From Life & Style:
' Just days after his split from Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake’s moving on! At LA club Social Hollywood on Jan. 3, his attention was focused on one woman: Scarlett Johansson!
“They arrived together and stuck together all night,” says a partygoer. “They kept flirting and hugging. '
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Aw, don't worry Cammy, someone way hotter than JT loves ya:
In Maxim magazine, Eva Mendes said, "If I were a guy I'd ask Cameron to marry me. She's got the greatest spirit and she has the cutest, tighest butt. Her butt is so cute I can't take it."
Mama Lohan is so classy I can't stand it!
FROM PAGE SIX:' January 12, 2007 -- WHILE Lindsay Lohan is off filming in Hollywood, her mom, Dina Lohan, is busy showing where Lindsay might have picked up her moves. Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes." After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing. A rep for Dina said, "That's a disgusting lie and it's completely untrue." '
I saw that movie Ringmaster this weekend (one of those days where you're such a lazyass that you lay there watching a really bad movie because you don't feel like lifting the remote to change the channel.). Anyway, I thought of the trailer trash mother and daughter from that movie when reading this story.
Hollywood Foreign Exchange Program
Does this mean we get to send another of our annoying celebrites to England? Please let it be Lindsay!
David Beckham and Posh are moving to the US of A! David has signed a five-year deal with [the soccer club] the Los Angeles Galaxy that could net him $250 million.
The NY POST reports:
' Beckham, one of the most recognized athletes on the planet, will be paid a staggering $1 million a week - 80 percent of which has nothing to do with him "bending it."
The deal - negotiated by Simon Fuller, creator of "American Idol," and Creative Artists Agency, which represents Tom Cruise - allows the team to pay him $10 million a year.
The rest of Beckham's pockets will be lined with cash he earns from endorsements.
Stargazers are speculating that he and Posh will become Hollywood's hottest couple - replacing the publicity-shunning likes of Brangelina and TomKat.'
I dunno if I agree with this, I think they're in for a rude awakening when they get to America. No one really gives a crap about soccer and the Spice Girls were popular, what, 10 years ago? Plus they are BFF with the Cruisazy's and everyone's sick of them. I bet they'll become Scientologists. He totally puts the hurt on my penis though, but then her bony-ass takes it away fast.
David Beckham and Posh are moving to the US of A! David has signed a five-year deal with [the soccer club] the Los Angeles Galaxy that could net him $250 million.The NY POST reports:
' Beckham, one of the most recognized athletes on the planet, will be paid a staggering $1 million a week - 80 percent of which has nothing to do with him "bending it."
The deal - negotiated by Simon Fuller, creator of "American Idol," and Creative Artists Agency, which represents Tom Cruise - allows the team to pay him $10 million a year.
The rest of Beckham's pockets will be lined with cash he earns from endorsements.
Stargazers are speculating that he and Posh will become Hollywood's hottest couple - replacing the publicity-shunning likes of Brangelina and TomKat.'
I dunno if I agree with this, I think they're in for a rude awakening when they get to America. No one really gives a crap about soccer and the Spice Girls were popular, what, 10 years ago? Plus they are BFF with the Cruisazy's and everyone's sick of them. I bet they'll become Scientologists. He totally puts the hurt on my penis though, but then her bony-ass takes it away fast.
Breaking News: Britney gets a new dog from puppy mill
From US Weekly: Britney Spears may not be in the market for a new man, but she did just purchase a new puppy. Us has learned exclusively that the Pop Princess may name her latest little pooch after another princess: "Snow White."
Spears, 25, and son Sean Preston, 2, dropped by Pets of Bel Air at the Glen Centre on Wednesday afternoon. According to sources, Spears was calling the puppy "Snow White" inside the store, but it remains to be seen whether the name will stick. The newest edition to her clan is a tea-cup apple head chihuahua. Spears paid $3,200 for the tiny dog.
Spears formerly owned three other chihuahuas -- Lucky, Lacy and Bit Bit -- who mysteriously disappeared while she was married to K-Fed. Hopefully this pup will live happily ever after.
Britney plans to get another dog and name it Jack Daniels, after another of her hobbies.
I wonder what happened to the other dogs. Maybe Kevin is holding them for ransom too.
Oh and on a more serious note, there is NO SUCH THING AS A TEACUP CHIHUAHUA! Educate yourself!
As a chihuahua mama that shit irks me.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Make It Stop!
The Donald and Rosie war continues and now they have some support.
On the Today show Madonna said (in a faux British accent of course): "People are giving Rosie a hard time. I wish they'd stop. I don't think it's fair." Madonna also said she emailed Rosie to find out what was going on. "I have to hear it from the horse's mouth." (I'm sure Donald is delighted with Madonna's choice of words.)
Meanwhile Donald Trump told the New York Times, "I just got a congratulatory call from Star Jones."
I think Rosie gets the point for this round.
tmz
Donna Martin Procreates Update
Tori is quoted in PEOPLE recently as saying: "Every night when I walk by my mirror I just stare at my belly and I'm so impressed by it. You always wonder what you'll look like when you're pregnant and it looks good. I like being pregnant."
Her husband Dean McDermott then said: "She looks so sexy naked." ' (I bet that valley in the middle of her chest filled out.)
While Spelling said she is expecting a boy "in late March," McDermott added, "We haven't decided on a first name, but his middle name will be Aaron," in honor of Spelling's late father, TV mogul Aaron Spelling, who died last June. '
Tori then said of their upcoming reality show (where they will own a bed & breakfast) "We are still newlyweds – with a baby on the way. It's Newlyweds, Part Two." (Um, do you know how that one turned out?)
Sorry but ever since the awesome So NoTORIous, I can't help but root for Tori.
Does anyone watch those 90210 reruns on SoapNet? It's great! They're in the Senior Year episodes right now so I highly advise checking them out. Yesterday was the one with a big dance coming up. Kelly, Donna, and Brenda had the coolest spandex dresses ever for the event. But the problem was everyone was afraid of the gangster kids from another school coming (because that's what tough kids from the streets like to do for fun- attend high school dances). West Beverly even hired mean security guards to turn all the black kids away, even the ones that went to West Beverly (can't be too careful!) A fight nearly broke out and there were rumors of guns and alcohol consumption (not Donna)! Everything worked out in the end though, thanks to the always self-righteous Brandon Walsh, a craptasic musical performance by David Silver (following an even more craptastic mic check), and the rest of the gang! Then in a perfect ending, everyone did the electric slide in racial harmony.
K-Fed Wants 50 Mil
From Life&Style:
' The only way Britney Spears can guarantee she’ll keep custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 16 months, and Jayden James, 4 months, is to give in to Kevin Federline’s settlement demands.
Brit’s estranged hubby turned down a $10 million offer in December and is now asking for an astonishing $50 million — about one third of Brit’s net worth — to give up full custody of the kids.
“She’s been crying practically nonstop,” says a friend of Brit’s. '
Wow, he must really love his kids to not want to give them up for anything less than 50 million dollars. And Britney sure does look like she's broken up over it, making out with K. Fed 2.0 all over the place lately.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
We Don't Need No Stinking Boys!
FROM STAR:
' The first meeting of the new-membership Lonely Girls Club came to order on Tuesday night, January 9, when Cameron Diaz, 34 (of whom boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, recently said, "It's over," say sources), her Charlie's Angels pal Drew Barrymore, 31 (reportedly on the outs with boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti), and perpetual prowler Lindsay Lohan, 20, hooked up for a power party at the hot West Hollywood club Hyde. Diaz had been a presenter earlier in the evening during the People's Choice Awards in L.A.
"It looked like a fun 'Girl's Night Out' of bonding," says a source. "They were laughing and having a great time." And even though the male club-goers that evening included Lindsay's hunky ex, Harry Morton, 25, "all boys were ignored!" the source adds. '
And people are complaining there's no snow this winter!
More Catfightin' with Donald, Rosie, and Babwa
Round 300
So Rosie and Babwa bashed Trump on the View today.
TMZ gives a recap: " Rosie opened the show, sneering,"He's at it again," referring to Trump's open letter to Rosie yesterday, in which he recounted a conversation with Walters wherein she supposedly called Rosie a "pig" and essentially gave Rosie her walking papers. Just after Barbara took her shots at Trump, whom they couldn't bring themselves to call by his name, Ro and Babs reaffirmed (at least on-air) their professional relationship ("We're both OK?" "We're OK"). Then, they engaged in a deeply galvanizing, team-building high five with Joy and Elisabeth, whereupon Ro took one final parting shot at Trump, exclaiming, "His show tanked!" (referring to "The Apprentice's" tepid Sunday debut) and quickly changed the topic."
Donald responed with this statement: (click to enlarge)
I'm beginning to think they are all in cahoots with each other to get ratings for their shows.
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