Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Pam and Tommy - On again? Again?


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' Rocker Tommy Lee has fuelled speculation he's reunited romantically with ex-wife Pamela Anderson - he's buying a luxury property for her in Dubai.
The Motley Crue drummer moved in with Anderson and the couple's two sons earlier this year while renovation work was carried out on his own home, and now he's snapping up a residence in the Gulf state at the actress' request.

And he hopes to spend plenty of time with his family on one particular man-made island in The World project - a group of islands, which are inspired by countries around the globe.

He says, "I've been doing a lot of research on Dubai property and The World project. We're going for 'Greece' because I'm Greek originally.

"Pamela actually turned me on to the whole thing. Life is good now. I'm happy because I'm seeing my boys again. '

Tommy is also reportedly happy to be seeing Pam's girls again as well.

Best of luck to them!


Claire Danes is mean to unicorns

Remember The Last Unicorn? That movie ruled!

Claire Danes is in a new movie called "Stardust." In the fantasy movie, her character is rescued by a unicorn. Sadly, the experience didn't live up to Ms. Danes' expectations.

'The horn kept falling off," she said. "I was so ecstatic to fulfil my six-year-old's fantasy and ride a goddamn unicorn! And when I mounted it, the horn fell off!"

Fortunately, the unicorn found a place that the horn would stay put.



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Way to prove all the naysayers wrong Brit!


Britney made her long-awaited comeback last night at the House of Blues in San Diego last night, but if you blinked, you may have missed it.

The "show," which many dumbasses paid over $200 a scalped ticket for, consisted of Britney lip-synching to five songs (shortened ones at that). Some reports say the length of the show clocked in around 20 minutes, others say it was as short as 13! Of course, someone had a cellphone camera and captured a bit here.


In a statement released to Asshat Hollywood, Axl Rose commented on the incident, saying, "That is awful. She really cheated those fans."

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Thank God for Blake

Love him or hate him, you gotta admit that this season would be so b-b-b orrr rr ing without him. And you can't say the kid doesn't have balls. I thought this was awesome. Pretty Jon's all "Dude, don't fuck with my song." But it was cool. Like Seacrest, I'm still crushing.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Starlift needs a little patience... Yeahahhhh



TMZ reports that my boy Axl Rose and the other members of "Guns N' Roses" have been sued by a logistics company hired for their 2006 tour. The company, Starlift Logistics claims that the band owes them $107, 000 in unpaid bills for transportation and touring services.

When reached for comment, W. Axl Rose said in a statement, "It is a very complex payment. We are working on the finishing touches on the payment. We are planning on executing the payment in full by March 6th. It will be the greatest payment. We'll see what happens."

He really wanted to hurt him

FROM PR INSIDE:
' Boy George has been arrested after allegedly imprisoning a male escort in his flat.

Auden Carlsen fled the singer's East London home in terror, claiming George and another man had grabbed him and chained him to a wall.


Carlsen - who claims he had agreed to pose for photos for the 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me' singer and was not working as an escort - said: "I walked into the bedroom wearing my white underpants and a T-shirt and then I was jumped on by another man.

"George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down." Carlsen then claims the other man left the room before the former Culture Club singer produced a box of sex toys and told him: "Now you'll get what you deserve." The 28-year-old Norwegian - who met George on the gay dating website Gaydar - says he pulled the hook from the wall and fled in his underpants before phoning the police from a nearby newsagent's on Saturday morning. George was later arrested and taken to a police station. He was then bailed by detectives probing assault and false imprisonment allegations.

The 45-year-old singer - who was unavailable for comment - was given community service in New York last year after a sizable amount of cocaine was found in his apartment.
Officers had originally been called to George's home after he claimed a rent boy had tried to steal from him. '

DAMN!

(that's all I got)


What the Fuck?


This is an anti-drunk driving Public Service Announcement called"Paris Hilton Autopsy." Artist Daniel Edwards, created this life-size clay sculpture of a naked and dead Paris on a coroner's table to teach the impressionable youth of today that life isn't all tiaras and cocaine when it comes to drunk driving. Edwards said the work is meant to counter of "the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's girls gone wild."

Tinkerbell's alive though so all is good.


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Pop Stars don't get speeding tickets y'all

Britney Spears was pulled over Friday on Sunset Boulevard for speeding but got off with only a warning.

Unfortunately Sean Preston wasn't so lucky and received a citation.

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Also, Britney looks wonderful and can't wait to get back to performing. (I'm waiting for my check. I know y'all paid PEOPLE to say that.)

Thursday, April 26, 2007

In case you missed it - part 3

Ok, last one I promise!!! This was probably the best part of the 8 hour long Idol suck-a-thon from last night where, in case you haven't heard, NO ONE WAS SENT HOME!

Anyway here is the always awesome Jack Black doing his rendition of Seal's "Kiss From a Rose." LOVE HIM!

HUH?


Rapper Eve was arrested at 2:45 this morning for suspicion of driving under the influence after she crashed her Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard.

While in jail, Eve was visited by ...............Sean Penn? (video here) How random is that? Hollywood is so weird. Maybe Sean missed hanging out with one-named stars in the music business. I wonder if Robin is aware of all this.

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Did Prince call out Paris?

"Hey, you!! The skanky ass bitch, get your ass up here!"



FROM TMZ:
' Prince challenged Paris to a sing-off at his Las Vegas show -- and Paris Hilton couldn't step up, if a report in Us is to be believed. The hotel heiress was in the audience at Prince's Club 3121 show at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, and Prince invited her onstage. When, according to Us, she skipped up to take her place in the spotlight, Prince handed her a mic and called out to the crowd, "Let's see if she can really sing," a challenge that so dismayed Paris that she ended up ditching the stage and leaving just two songs later. Paris' rep denies the incident. '


If this is true, Prince is the awesomest person to ever be awesome. But it's probably not since he's all religious and shit now.

In case you missed it part 2

Sorry, but I had to sit through 6 freaking hours of that drivel last night so I'm going to make you suffer. Idol Give Me Back My Time!

Here's another highlight from last night's show. It's a bunch of celebrites singing Stayin' Alive (brilliant song choice by the way, because the disease and poverty stricken people in Africa are indeed trying to do just that--you know, not DIE! Fucking asshats!) I bet all these celebs think they are doing something really great for charity by doing this and then they can go back to their spoiled, pampered lives and not feel the least bit guilty.

Anyway, it's pretty damn ridiculous. At first I was like--whoa, they got Michael Jackson? But it was just Teri Hatcher. The two Hughs were awesome though. Ever notice the older Goldie Hawn gets, the longer her bangs get? It's like rings on a tree. And Helena Bonham Carter scares the shit out of me. That is all.


Somewhere, Star Jones is laughing

So as she confirmed yesterday, Rosie O' Donnell, and ratings, are leaving The View. Although it's rumored to be because of Rosie's loud assmouth (you know, when nasty shit comes out of your mouth?) and controversial comments, no one's really sure of the real reasons. One report has said that it was over money and that Rosie wanted as much as 40 MILLION DOLLARS!! Yeah, forty. She seriously thinks she's worth A-Rod money? Bitch please! Another rumor is that the contract length was the problem and that ABC wanted Rosie to sign a three-year deal but she only wanted one year.

Whatever the reason, no one is going to watch anymore. Unless they could find a replacement that is equally annoying and loud. Hey, I know!!



She'd completely lose her shit!

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In case you missed it

So on last night's 4-hour long American Idol Telethon they raised Elvis from the dead to perform onstage with Celine Dion. Elvis reportedly wasn't too thrilled but as you can see, he's a true professional.

They actually did a pretty good job with the special effect (they used an Elvis impersonator stand-in during the taping ) but I had no idea Elvis was 9 feet tall!

Also, at the end watch closely and you'll see Sanjaya is also resurrected! (The duet was prerecorded before he got the boot)

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

IDOLS GONE WILD

Check out Carrie Underwood and rumored boyfriend (no, not Ben Affleck) Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo partying it up recently. Nothing wrong with that at all . It's nice to see having a good time. I just hope she asked Jesus to take the wheel as her designated driver.





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Don't worry Carrie, no one's gonna be talking about those pictures because people are too busy talking about these:



Sorry I didn't warn you first. Yup, that's Season 3 winner Fantasia bobo-ing her lady lumps for the cameraphone. Well allegedly.

Poor Fantasia. Jennifer Hudson gets Dreamgirls and the cover of Vogue, Fantasia gets a Lifetime movie and hacked photos of her ass on the internet.

Life is not a fairy tale indeed.

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