Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Speidi to make it official on Saturday
Speaking of douchebags, the two talentless attention-whoring ones known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will reportedly marry for real this time this Saturday. No word on whether Spencer's creepy-flesh-colored beard will be the best man.
According to UsMagazine.com, it will be a sunset ceremony taking place at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena.
So anyone in Pasadena, please feel free to show up to congratulate the happy couple by throwing rice at them.
Bags of rice.
The big ones.
You could get them at Costco.