Many of us are having a snow day today due to the winter storm that's wreaking havoc on the Northeast(I always wanted to use the term "wreaking havoc!"). You know what that means! Getting some household tasks done and other productive things? Hell no! It means hanging out in your pajamas, drinking Baileys hot chocolates, and watching trash tv!
While doing so I've noticed some truly awesomely awful commercials they play during the day.
My personal favorite is for a product called RePHresh (Get it? it's like "refresh"?). For when your vagina feels really stinky, even after douching. It looks like one of those fake Saturday Night Live commercials but apparently it's for real.
The best part is at :12. That lady rules. She's like "Can you smell what my vagina is cookin'?" Then they all do the fresh vagina dance.
Speaking of dancing, if you want to learn how to dance like a ho, there's Flirty Girl Fitness!
Check out one happy Flirty Girl Fitness customer! It really works!!:
We can't talk about awesome commercials and not mention SHAM WOW!
SHAM WOW's especially come in handy when you have an accidental spill in your home meth lab!! Vince can attest to that!
Finally we have the Bissell vacuum cleaner commercial starring the amazing Mr. Jiggles:
I truly believe that that black and white dog framed Mr. Jiggles. Go back and look at the way he's smirking at Mr.Jiggles while the lady yells. That dog better watch out for Mr. Jiggles will have his vengeance!
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