Friday, January 30, 2009

The Mom Jeans Hall of Shame


Jessica Simpson's been getting a lot of flack for her weight gain and many believe the culprit is the godawful Mom Jeans she wore to that chili cookoff (BTW If I were the winner of that chili cookoff, I'd be so pissed right now that no one's even talking about me!!)

Now of course Jess has packed on a few as evidenced here by another poor, poor style choice (can somebody please call Stacy and Clinton already??):


But even there, she doesn't look quite as large as she did in those wretched jeans.

No one, I repeat NO ONE, looks good in those things:


Here's Kim KardASShian, who came to Jess's defense and said that she looked "hot" , probably because she thinks she also looks hot in her same exact pair.


Here's Scarlett Johanson wearing nearly the same outfit as Jessica.


Of course, fellow size 2, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Mischa Barton looks like shit in them too!


JUST SAY NO TO MOM JEANS!

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