For the first time, everyone in America agreed with Simon

Even though it's scary, watch the whole thing, it's worth it for Simon! It's like a really good horror movie, where you scream and laugh at the same time.

Oh yeah, also David Archuleta said "Gosh" a record 2,087 times in 10 minutes, David Cook got pimped out some more (with Daughtry background music! NOOO!), in a shocking twist, Syesha was eliminated, and all over the country lame people think they're being clever by saying, "I predict David will win!"