The reality show that will never happen, but should..mostly because of it's awesome name

Dennis Hof, owner of Nevada's Moonlite Bunnyranch and star of HBO's Cathouse has an idea for a new reality show. And it's awesome!
"We can call it 'P & B: Celebrity Sex with Paris' Punani and Britney's Booty'." Dennis said, "I think Paris and Britney would be fun - and they're both tramps. Hell, they're giving it away for free, so they might as well get paid for it! It'd make a great show. I'll speak to HBO and see if we can make it happen."

Note to Paris and Britney - He does have a point!

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