Brit says there ain't no baby up in there

So like, Britney Spears, like, texted Ryan (Seacrest--duh!) on the way home from her awesome video shoot to tell him that she ain't pregnant.

Here's what Brit's text said:

"It's B.S, I don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake, completely fake. (The) paparazzi are trying to kill us, otherwise I'd talk."

Then Ryan was like "OMG, LOL! R U OK?"

And Brit was like: " : ) So what's up?"

And Ryan was like: "IDK, NMH. Hey, did u watch DWTS last night?"

And Brit was like: "Yeah, Maks is so hot!"

And Ryan was like: "I wanna hit that shit so bad!"

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