George Michael has shot down rumors of a Wham! reunion, saying that he and former bandmate Andrew Ridgeley have moved on with their lives. Although they have had huge monetary offers to reform, George said no, adding that it would, "be almost as bad as The Sex Pistols when they reformed".
He went on, "I've never been tempted because Wham! was of its time. When the group started, Andrew and I were both kids. We were at an age where how you were developing as a person was just as important as the songs you were writing. It all made sense then but at this point, a Wham! reunion doesn't make any sense."
Uh yeah, because George is so busy between nodding off at red lights and picking up sexual partners in public restrooms. He's just above all that kid stuff.
psst George: DUMBASS!! That's the one thing that could possibly save your career, or at least make some extra money so you could hire a driver and some quality male ho's in the privacy of your own home!
When reached for comment Andrew Ridgeley said, "No one asked me! You want fries with that?"
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