Hillary Duff's About To Go Britney

On Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Hilary Duff said that dating "is fun. I kind of feel like a guy, like I can do it now. But I feel kind of wrong at the same time." She went on to say "I've never gotten to [date] before, so it's kind of exciting. I've always just had a boyfriend, you know? I'm young!"


Oh dear. "I feel like a guy." "I feel kind of wrong." " I'm young!" I can see where this is going. Pretty soon she'll be doing lines with Paris and ditching her panties. Hilary, don't do it, you are a nice girl. That kind of behavior is so yesterday. So yesterday.

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More Pregnant Celebs!

Prison Break's [Dr.] Sarah Wayne Callies is expecting her first child with husband Josh Winterhalt, her publicist said Tuesday. The baby is due in late summer. Producers aren't sure if they are going to work the pregnancy into the storyline next season or if they'll hide it by cleverly having her carry around huge bags of groceries or lie in bed in a coma.
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Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton 31, and boyfriend Jade Jones, 27 are expecting a child. "I guess I will be handing over the 'Baby' tag now to a deserving little new owner," she said in a statement. I guess he took a break from going "Downtown."
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Fast Food Workers: We are embarrassed to be associated with K-Fed

From STAR MAGAZINE:
K-FED AD INSULTS FAST FOOD WORKERS
Kevin Federline may want to think twice before eating at McDonalds. The soon-to be ex husband of Britney Spears and wannabe rapper incurring the anger of the fast-food industry with a soon-to-be aired commercial for Nationwide Insurance.

The commercial which runs on Super Bowl Sunday shows K-Fed fantasizing about being a big-time rapper — but is actually a short order cook at a fast food joint. Federline says the commercial attempts to make fun of his own image. But a top executive at the National Restaurant Association doesn't see it that way. She blasts the ad as "demeaning and unpleasant" to the nations nearly 13 million restaurant employees. "It shouldn't be necessary for a company to disrespect others to get its point across," restaurant rep Annika Stensson told the New York Post.

A Nationwide spokesman defends the K-Fed commercials. "It's a humorous take on one person's life. The focus of the ad is the element of surprise, not the setting of fast-food restaurants.


Oh yeah, right. They're making fun of the element of surprise only. Let's just see what our friend the Geico Caveman has to say about that.



Geico Caveman: "What if he woke up as an insurance company spokesman?"
Nationwide Spokesman: "Well , that wouldn't be funny."
Geico Caveman: "Why? Because insurance company spokesmen are smart?"
Nationwide Spokesman: "No."
Geico Caveman: "Because insurance company spokesmen make over minimum wage?"
"Nationwide Spokesman: "Um, dude, you do realize that YOU are also an insurance company spokesman, right?"
Geico Caveman: "Oh right. I guess I'm outta here then. SCREW YOU FAST FOOD WORKERS!! LOOO-SERS!!!"

Pamelooney?

Speaking of George Clooney and that scene in Borat with Pam Anderson (I rule at segues!).....guess who's reportedly dating??

George Clooney and Pamela Anderson have become Hollywood's most unlikely couple after the pair was spotted frolicking together on a romantic, fun dinner date.

The Oscar winner booked a private room at Sherman Oaks, California restaurant the Valley Inn, and entertained the former Baywatch babe there on January 7, according to reports.

Since that evening, which ended with Anderson sitting on her date's lap, the odd couple has been spotted out and about, enjoying dog walks together.

A pal says: "George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."
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I can't believe it took almost ten days for this story to break. Everyone is very shocked by this. I can kind of see why. It's like the Class President going out with the ditzy, big-boobed cheerleader. But in defense of Pammy, just don't say "Why her, she's such a slut!" because I'm sure his number is just as high, if not higher. Oh wait, I'm sorry, he's a guy.

Stalker Alert -ME!

OMGYGLOLLLKL;;!!!!!111111!! I'm so excited!! Tonight I get to meet my favorite wrestler/current #1 spot on my laminated list, the Rated R Superstar, Edge!! He's doing a meet & greet a local mall with Randy Orton (not so excited about him, I hear he poops in women's gym bags).

Yes, I am aware of how corny that sounds and that I am nearly 30 years old, but I bet if it were George Clooney, somehow it would be ok right? Thought so, bite me!

Right now I'm working on a wedding sack so I can take him down, Borat-style. It's either that or molest him like Shawn Michaels did on RAW last Monday. I haven't decided yet.

I Bet Fox Picks It Up

FROM PAGE SIX:
January 26, 2007 -- HOW ridiculous can "reality" TV get? Producer Kevin Blatt is shopping a show in which 10 young men "medically verified" to be virgins compete for the chance to lose their cherries to "a celeb." In what's billed as "Big Brother meets Howard Stern," contestants will be locked in a house where they must abstain from any form of sexual activity while their every move is monitored. Viewers vote to eliminate the losers one by one until there's one virgin left.


I can't imagine what celebrity would be willing to do this. It would have to be porn star. Or Screech.

I wonder how they are going to medically verify these guys. What can they do? Check to see if they are wearing Spiderman briefs? Hook sensors up to their penises and see if they get aroused while watching The Wrath of Khan?

The Mentally Handicapped Are Like Children - You Can Cheer Them Up With a Trip To Disney

Rosie O'Donnell felt so bad for the way Jonathan Jayne and Kenneth Briggs (you know, "bushbaby" and his large friend) were treated on American Idol (not to mention wanting to keep her name in the news) that she gave them both a backstage tour of the View (just what they always wanted I'm sure) and all-expense paid trips to Disney World. That was pretty nice of Rosie. Now they can feel better about themselves when they see the people dressed up as Goofy for a living.

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Where's Jacko?

TOKYO (AP) — Michael Jackson is back in the United States after living in Bahrain, France and Ireland. He emerged with his spokeswoman Friday to confirm to The Associated Press that he is back after more than a year in self-imposed exile following his acquittal in a high-profile child molestation trial that ended in June 2005.

They also said he is on the comeback trail — planning a pair of "fan appreciation events" in Japan in March, one of which will charge $3,300 for the opportunity to meet the Gloved One.

"I can confirm that he is in the United States," spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain said. "We don't give out information regarding our client's whereabouts because of safety, and this is just an ongoing policy." [Me: Is that for his safety or the American children's?]

During the brief conference call, Jackson read a statement prepared for The Associated Press about his plans to visit Japan and allowed only one question: How are you?

"I'm fine, thank you," was his reply.

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I don't see how it would be that hard to find him. My guess would be that you can find him at a grammar school, Chuck E. Cheese, or a NAMBLA meeting.

Oh, and $3,300 to meet that freak? For that much, you'd better be able to keep the nose!

Nicole Kidman in crash on the set of her new movie

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' LOS ANGELES - Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman and seven other people suffered minor injuries on a movie set on Thursday after the car they were riding in crashed into a light pole, police said.

All eight of the injured, including Kidman, were taken to a local hospital for examination after the accident, which occurred at about 1am (9.00pm Thursday NZT), Los Angeles police spokeswoman Karen Smith said.

Smith said all eight people were released from the hospital and did not suffer major injuries.

The Los Angeles Police Department will likely conduct a routine traffic accident investigation into the crash, which occurred while a stunt driver was at the wheel of the car, she said.

Celebrity news program Extra reported that in addition to Kidman, the injured included three other actors, a camera crew and several stuntmen. According to Extra the accident happened during filming of the thriller The Invasion. '

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The following statement was released:

OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON KIDMAN ACCIDENT
There was an accident involving a rigged camera vehicle on the set of THE INVASION Wednesday night (1/24/07) in Los Angeles. Nicole Kidman was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and was taken to the hospital for evaluation. She was released shortly thereafter. No other actors were involved in the scene at the time of the incident. Two additional crew members sustained minor injuries as a result of the collision. The production took the appropriate steps following the incident to ensure the safety of the cast and crew. Production resumed Wednesday evening and Kidman will return to the set on Thursday, January 25.

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It is not known at this point if Brandy is responsible for this accident.
(I'm sorry, that was really tasteless, even for me)

Might as well JUMP!! OWW MY HIP!!!

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Billboard.com reported yesterday that ' a contract could be signed as soon as today for Live Nation to produce a 40-date amphitheatre tour by Van Halen this summer, with original frontman David Lee Roth back in the fold for the first time in more than 20 years.

As previously reported, guitarist Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang has stepped in for original bassist Michael Anthony in the new incarnation of the group, which also features drummer Alex Van Halen.

"I see it absolutely as an inevitability," Roth told Billboard.com last May of a potential reunion with his ex-bandmates. "To me, it's not rocket surgery. It's very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what's-her-name says to what's-her-name at the end of the movie 'Chicago' -- 'So what? It's showbiz!' So I definitely see it happening." '

Yeah, it'll be just like the old days, minus Dave's hair and Eddie's teeth! ROCK ON!!

It's all Celestia's Fault!

Anne ruled as Vicky/Marley on Another World. You are my way (you are my way)....

FROM PEOPLE:

' Anne Heche has split from her cameraman husband Coley Laffoon, the star's rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The couple "have decided to separate after five years of marriage," the actress's rep said in a statement Wednesday. "They have requested that they be allowed their privacy at this time."

Laffoon, 33, and Heche, 37, wed in 2001, and have a 4-year-old son, Homer.

Entertainment Tonight has reported that the Men in Trees actress is romantically involved with her costar, James Tupper. Heche's rep had no comment on the relationship. Tupper split from his wife in November, according to ET. His rep had no comment when reached by PEOPLE. '

When reached for comment Anne had this to say: "Oh, Quiness, Nakka dune notta. Ik all notra daska don.''

Kate and Owen - back on?

Looks like Kate Hudson wanted a little more ass-licking from the Butterscotch Stallion. They were seen together in Australia, where Kate is filming a movie called "Fool's Gold."

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This guy's gonna be on American Idol tonight!

I realized I was a reality show junkie last night when I saw this guy in the credits and remembered him from So You Think You Can Dance. Anyone else? That mouth!

Why didn't Bush address this in his speech?

We need to send some of those troops to American Idol.

For real. According to a poster on survivorsucks, this photo was posted on this guy's MySpace page:

Don't say I didn't warn you. I bet he sings Rock the Casbah.

You know you have problem when K-Fed seems like the responsible one

A source recently told STAR MAGAZINE: “Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle. First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.” This mystery source then continued,“They’re being raised by strangers. He told Britney to get help before it’s too late.”

I misjudged that K-Fed. I thought he was threatening to take away the kids for money! Silly me!

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