OMGYGLOLLLKL;;!!!!!111111!! I'm so excited!! Tonight I get to meet my favorite wrestler/current #1 spot on my laminated list, the Rated R Superstar, Edge!! He's doing a meet & greet a local mall with Randy Orton (not so excited about him, I hear he poops in women's gym bags).
Yes, I am aware of how corny that sounds and that I am nearly 30 years old, but I bet if it were George Clooney, somehow it would be ok right? Thought so, bite me!
Right now I'm working on a wedding sack so I can take him down, Borat-style. It's either that or molest him like Shawn Michaels did on RAW last Monday. I haven't decided yet.
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