We all knew it was coming.
Nadya Suleman reportedly has a reality show in the works. The show which is being described as “Jon & Kate Plus 8” meets “The Bachelor”will chronicle her life raising 14 children and looking for love. (I'm guessing the men will consist of aspiring cult leaders.) Further details, including the network which will carry the show, have not yet been disclosed.
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There's only one way this could possibly work:
Here's the story of a crazy lady
who already had too many freaking kids
all of them hoped to be sold, to Angelina
the youngest prayed for sids
The lady's story, it got more shady
When she wanted eight more kids of her own
Her vagina became a clown car
and America groaned
Then the lady whored herself to tv fellows
And some wackass (probably Fox) producer had a hunch,
That a crew should document this family
And then we'll call this trash tv the Octo bunch
The Octo bunch, the Octo bunch
Tune in, you'll be sure to lose your lunch!
who already had too many freaking kids
all of them hoped to be sold, to Angelina
the youngest prayed for sids
The lady's story, it got more shady
When she wanted eight more kids of her own
Her vagina became a clown car
and America groaned
Then the lady whored herself to tv fellows
And some wackass (probably Fox) producer had a hunch,
That a crew should document this family
And then we'll call this trash tv the Octo bunch
The Octo bunch, the Octo bunch
Tune in, you'll be sure to lose your lunch!
With Gloria Allred!
And Dr. Phil as Sam the Butcher!
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