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The awards season was kicked off last night with the People's Choice Awards on CBS. You know, the one where the public votes on the awards and the winners lie and say "This award means the most to me out of all them because it's voted on by you, the fans!" when it really means absolutely nothing to them because they think the public is a bunch of morons. Though, judging by some of these choices (not to mention categories), I can't blame them for thinking that.

Here are the winners:

FAVORITE MOVIE
* The Dark Knight

FAVORITE FAMILY MOVIE
* WALL-E

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE
* The Dark Knight

FAVORITE MOVIE COMEDY
* 27 Dresses

FAVORITE MOVIE DRAMA
* The Secret Life of Bees

FAVORITE INDEPENDENT MOVIE
* The Secret Life of Bees

FAVORITE CAST
* The Dark Knight

FAVORITE MALE MOVIE STAR
* Will Smith

FAVORITE LEADING MAN (How is this different from Favorite Male Movie Star?)
* Brad Pitt

FAVORITE MALE ACTION STAR
* Will Smith

FAVORITE FEMALE MOVIE STAR
* Reese Witherspoon

FAVORITE LEADING LADY (how is this different.......?)
* Kate Hudson

FAVORITE FEMALE ACTION STAR
* Angelina Jolie

FAVORITE ON-SCREEN MATCH-UP
* Christian Bale & Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

FAVORITE SUPERHERO
* Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman

TELEVISION:

FAVORITE TV DRAMA
* House

FAVORITE TV COMEDY
* Two and a Half Men

FAVORITE ANIMATED COMEDY
* The Simpsons

FAVORITE SCI-FI / FANTASY SHOW
* Heroes

FAVORITE COMPETITION / REALITY SHOW
* Dancing with the Stars

FAVORITE GAME SHOW
* Deal Or No Deal

FAVORITE MALE TV STAR
* Hugh Laurie

FAVORITE FEMALE TV STAR
* Christina Applegate

FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST
* Ellen DeGeneres

FAVORITE SCENE-STEALING GUEST STAR
* Robin Williams on Law & Order: SVU

FAVORITE TV DRAMA DIVA
* Kyra Sedgwick as Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson on The Closer

FAVORITE NEW TV DRAMA
* The Mentalist

FAVORITE NEW TV COMEDY
* Gary Unmarried

MUSIC:

FAVORITE MALE SINGER
* Chris Brown

FAVORITE FEMALE SINGER
* Carrie Underwood

FAVORITE GROUP
* Rascal Flatts

FAVORITE R&B SONG
* No One by Alicia Keys

FAVORITE POP SONG
* I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

FAVORITE ROCK SONG
* All Summer Long by Kid Rock

FAVORITE COUNTRY SONG
* Last Name by Carrie Underwood

FAVORITE HIP-HOP SONG
* Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain

FAVORITE COMBINED FORCES
* No Air by Jordin Sparks featuring Chris Brown

FAVORITE SONG FROM A SOUNDTRACK
* Mamma Mia - Meryl Streep from Mamma Mia!

FAVORITE FUNNY MALE STAR
* Adam Sandler

FAVORITE FUNNY FEMALE STAR
* Tina Fey

FAVORITE STAR 35 & UNDER
* Carrie Underwood

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