REAL GIRLS DON'T WEAR MESSAGE T-SHIRTS

Jessica Simpson was recently photographed wearing a t-shirt with the message "REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT." It is rumored to be a dig at her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and vegetarian, Carrie Underwood. PETA's pissed of course.

Don't worry Carrie. As a fellow vegetarian, I've got your back. I designed some message t-shirts for you to wear.