Everybody Sing Along

Recently there have been rumors that the reason we keep seeing all these photos of Britney everywhere, everyday, and every hour is because she is personally tipping off the paps herself when setting up her daily excursions to Taco Bell, Starbucks, and gas station bathrooms, apparently belonging to the belief that there is no such thing as bad publicity, only bad weaves. This inspired me (no, I don't know why) to re-write the lyrics to her very first hit single. Hope you enjoy.

Snap My Picture One More Time

Oh pap-a-razzi
(click-click-click)
Oh pap-a-razzi
(click-click-click)

Oh pap-a-razzi
I’m glad that you got my call
Cause I’ve been waiting right here
Oh pap-a-razzi
Let me grab my cigs and we’ll go
Make sure you adjust my light, dear

Follow me, take my photo while I pee
And just maybe
That’ll be the shot that makes the bloggers buzz

My desperation is driving me
I will undress for TMZ (TMZ)
Look no panties to get in a bind
I’ll make you go blind!
Snap my picture one more time

Oh pap-a-razzi
I really should get a clue
But I’m absentminded
Oh pap-a-razzi
Everybody’s rooting for me to pull through
But I’d rather do this crazy shit

Follow me, I’m going on a shopping spree
Fredrick’s maybe
Cause that’s where I buy my fancy duds

Rock bottom does not exist for me
When called a trainwreck, I do agree (do agree)
No one to help me straighten out my mind
They all resigned
So snap my picture one more time

Oh baby, baby, when did I become a ho?

Speaking of babies, where did my children go?

I must confess that my craziness
Got me kicked out of Mr. Chow’s
But let me show you my new weave
Make sure the pic’s clear
And get my best side (Paparazzi: how?)
Snap my picture one more time